Once in a Lifetime…

And you may find yourself living in a ranch-style home
And you may find yourself part of gentrification
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large, blue Volvo
And you may find yourself in a (potentially) beautiful house, with a stably-employed husband
And you may ask yourself-Well…How did I get here?

Letting the days go by/let the butter hold me down
Letting the days go by/butter flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime/butter flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
When did I get a real job?
And you may ask yourself
How did my butt get so big?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my (potentially) beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
I only date guys in bands!

Letting the days go by/let the butter hold me down
Letting the days go by/butter flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime/butter flowing underground.

Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…
Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…
Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…

butter dissolving…and butter removing
There is butter at the bottom of the ocean
Carry the butter at the bottom of the ocean
Remove the butter at the bottom of the ocean!

Letting the days go by/let the butter hold me down
Letting the days go by/butter flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent butter
Under the rocks and stones/there is butter underground.

Letting the days go by/let the butter hold me down
Letting the days go by/butter flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime/butter flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
When did I start paying my bills?
And you may ask yourself
Should I feel bad about being a size 12?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right?…Am I wrong?
And you may ask yourself
MY GOD!…ARE THESE MY BUNS?

Letting the days go by/let the butter hold me down
Letting the days go by/butter flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent butter
Under the rocks and stones/there is butter underground.

Letting the days go by/let the butter hold me down
Letting the days go by/butter flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime/butter flowing underground.

Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…
Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…
Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…