“The Wire” plus “Sewing With Nancy” + “Watching Paint Dry” = me

I feel like I should have more to post, but the going is slow. I remember that a while back Erica B made a post about where she finds time to sew. Her answer: I make time because I love it (more or less). I found that relieving because when I hold myself next to some women of the blogosphere I feel a bit shabby. But sewing is not my grand passion – that would be teaching. Thanks to Erica’s simple comment, I realized I am not as proficient or as prolific as I would like to be because that’s not really what I want. At least while I am teaching.

Now, however is a different story. Unfortunately, this is the condition I left my sewing room in:

blue blob

That gorgeous blue blob is the most beautiful floral silk you have ever seen, and it’s all cut out to be vogue 8229 with sleeves as a top instead of a dress. I started last summer after the wedding dress to wear to the wedding in question, but then school started and I did not even look in this room for 8 months.

So, I’m on it, but I love this fabric so much I am kind of spazzing. So I go slow. And I curse.

I curse unceasingly in a long blue streak. It’s my thing, much to the disappointment of my parents. I think they thought I would grow out of it, but here I am in the mid thirties and it seems to have settled. And I intend to be a scandalous old lady. Right now I don’t curse much outside the house, but as the years pile on the filter is going to chip away. Being old is going to be awesome.

This shirt will be lovely, but I am doing a tiny bit at a time.

Not cursing here, but I want to.

Somewhat tagged

Sort of tagged by Hungry Zombie.

What was I doing 10 years ago?
Ten years ago I had just started taking french in summer school. I was about to break up with my boyfriend, break it off with my best friends, sever ties with my roommate, drop out of school and cut my income in half so I could work in bookstores. A turning point for the better.

What are 5 things on my to-do list today?
1. See doc. -check
2. Bring my kids breakfast at school. – check.
3. Nap – check.
4. Really clean the crap out of kitchen. -tardes
5. Watch more of the wire. -tardes

Snacks I enjoy.
cashews
cheese
tator tots
cheetos
chocolate

Things I would do if I were a billionaire.
1. Open my own school.
2. Fund other schools.
3. Meet Bill Gates and tell him what the Gates foundation can do better.
4. Set up all my families for life.
5. Put my husband on a very generous allowance.

Places I have lived.
Phoenix, Arizona
Denver, Colorado
San Antonio, TX
Austin, TX

What types of work have I done.
Kid Party Hostess
Sandwich maker
Pier One Sales Person
Something that is none of your business
Grocery checker
Produce clerk
Florist
Cocktail Waitress
Bank Rep
Bookseller
Teacher
6 peeps I want to know more about.
In the words of HZ: If you’re reading this, I tag you.

Once in a Lifetime…

And you may find yourself living in a ranch-style home
And you may find yourself part of gentrification
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large, blue Volvo
And you may find yourself in a (potentially) beautiful house, with a stably-employed husband
And you may ask yourself-Well…How did I get here?

Letting the days go by/let the butter hold me down
Letting the days go by/butter flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime/butter flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
When did I get a real job?
And you may ask yourself
How did my butt get so big?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my (potentially) beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
I only date guys in bands!

Letting the days go by/let the butter hold me down
Letting the days go by/butter flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime/butter flowing underground.

Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…
Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…
Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…

butter dissolving…and butter removing
There is butter at the bottom of the ocean
Carry the butter at the bottom of the ocean
Remove the butter at the bottom of the ocean!

Letting the days go by/let the butter hold me down
Letting the days go by/butter flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent butter
Under the rocks and stones/there is butter underground.

Letting the days go by/let the butter hold me down
Letting the days go by/butter flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime/butter flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
When did I start paying my bills?
And you may ask yourself
Should I feel bad about being a size 12?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right?…Am I wrong?
And you may ask yourself
MY GOD!…ARE THESE MY BUNS?

Letting the days go by/let the butter hold me down
Letting the days go by/butter flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent butter
Under the rocks and stones/there is butter underground.

Letting the days go by/let the butter hold me down
Letting the days go by/butter flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime/butter flowing underground.

Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…
Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…
Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…